Bill Belichick Engaged to Jordon Hudson- A Love Story

Breaking News: Jordon Hudson and Bill Belichick are allegedly engaged.

Where to start, now typically I feel as if reporting on this is none of my business—which it is not. But someone has to talk about this. The couple with a 49-year age gap is something that needs to be studied. Now the drama only starts there, from countless reports of Jordon abusing her power based solely on Bill's status the question arises. How far is too far?

I mean I'm all for love, and I am all for being delusional. It is probably my two favorite things. And honestly, I think I am all for this, is it likely to end horribly? Absolutely. But man, I am sure Bill is on top of the world right now. I mean picture this, you're the stand-alone greatest coach of all time wearing 8 Super Bowl rings like a pimp. Now you're throwing on the ninth ring with a banging 24-year-old, I mean come on. Has anyone ever heard of the hot crazy matrix? I would eat up all that crazy and give her anything she wanted if she's throwing herself at me like it seems. What a life he is living, if I am in his shoes I am letting her use me all she wants.

Let's talk legacy, yes this is embarrassing for Bill and yes it is somewhat ruining my reputation and legacy, but on the bright side I get to bang a 24-year-old out of my prime. Dude is killing it. Honestly, this should add to his resume, Bill is just another one of us. And news flash—Bill doesn't care what we have to say about his life because he's the only one that truly knows what their relationship is like. Now from an outsider's perspective he is totally getting used, and he could definitely be 100% delusional right now but you know what, the dude is happy so who cares? What's not to love about a dude being relatable. And to think he proposed, was willing to put a ring on it saying I want to live in this crazy for the rest of my life. Heck yes.

Here at the CTE fest, we love love, and I am all for this. I'll be expecting my invite in the mail.